The Secret Reason Why You Shouldn't Eat Bacon or Shellfish

There's a secret reason why you shouldn't eat bacon or shellfish. I know it's a secret because Moses didn't explain why you shouldn't eat these things.

Why didn't the law explain this? Why didn't anyone explain it? Because it's a secret.

And to destroy the disobedient. Once you have the right answers, you're not sorting for intelligence, creativity, or anymore.

You're sorting for obedience. Period. God doesn't reward logic or reason or arrogant ways of congratulating yourself for thinking you know better than the king. 

He rewards the behaviors of the king.

It's not just your country, not just your empire, but your whole civilization is being crushed by people who don't eat shellfish or pork.

But you think you know better?

Then you'll obviously be a terrible king. Don't want you having the precious wisdom, then.

So the wisdom isn't explained. Kings don't need it explained. They need the right answer to make a quick decision. If it works well, it's the right set of wisdom. 

God won't steer you wrong. He makes the obedient powerful. He makes them kings. 

A man is not greater than his master. He must obey the one he serves. 

The problem is that our civilization is full of people who serve Satan instead of God.

Seems like a pretty good deal to serve Satan, but there are some down sides.

Maybe you think "I'm a Christian" and that "I'm saved by grace." Hmm. Did Moses and Jesus and every other book of the Bible say that "For God so loved the world, that he sent his only begotten son so that whomsoever should disobey him would be saved?"

Do you believe Jesus said, "Go and sin some more" and that Paul said, "Thou shalt sin" and that Moses said, "Change the law whenever you like"?

The opposite is true, obviously.

Salvation has something to do with faith. Seems like a small thing. You only need a small amount.

But it's a funny thing, isn't it. That faithful people are so very different from the unfaithful in the eyes of God.

How is it that the world has chosen to deceive themselves? Has chosen to worship sin? To hate good and love evil?

Why are the ostriches all standing around with their heads in the sand?


Give this bacon only to the people you intend to destroy

Facebook posts, for years, elevated the eating of bacon and bacon-wrapped foods (and bacon-wrapped bacon) to the level of idolotry.

Other historical civilizations worshiped wooden or golden idols. But bacon is America's God. A false God who won't save you.

We worship bacon idols while masturbating furiously to Ariana Grande's goddess-worshipping music videos instead of making bacon-free white babies while all our masculinity turns to soy, while all our women wear pants, take jobs, stay out late shopping and entertaining themselves with idle gossip with breeder-hating lesbians, all while birthrates and white sperm counts plummet.

We perfect wrap-around VR holodecks and using AI to shrink-wrap celebrity faces onto nude pornstars so we can watch better quality porn while sexting and sexing our pill-popping barren GFs recreationally so we can perfect the high art of adultery.

All in pursuit of the world's most perfect toke.  

Do you at all see the glimmer of a problem there?

We perfectly, instantly obey the orders handed down from Facebook (Satan) posts as dutifully as a well-trained dog fetches his favorite bone, and wonder why our countries and people are being reliably, systematically, and certainly crushed by those who do the opposite.

By doing things as we've been doing them, by heading further in this direction, there won't be a white race, white countries, or a White House.

And the problem isn't that Trump is eating bacon and shellfish.

It's you.

It's not that your preacher doesn't teach the law. It's you. You don't teach the law.

It's not that the preacher doesn't have everyone winning souls. It's you. You don't have everyone winning souls.

Jesus did what Christians should do and he was killed for it.

If you're not at least being persecuted or pursued by globohomo mobs devising wicked schemes like King David was, if you're not outright being attacked like Samson or Rockwell, if the Pharisees aren't throwing stones at you, there's only one reason.

You're just not acting Christian enough.

You should be so Christian the churchians want to kick you out of church and run you out of town.

You are an existential threat to their brother's cousin-in-law's gay professor. So of course they hate you.

Your world is coming crashing down around you. Not because of them.

But because of you.

Because God made you powerful, and because you surrendered all that power and let the devil make you weaker than you could be.

And more than this, it's because of me. I haven't done enough to terrify you. I haven't shown you enough of the consequences of sin. I haven't shown you the bodies stacked like cordwood.

I haven't been truthful enough. I haven't behaved so obnoxiously honest that I've been banned and denounced.

So instead of having life, you are shackled to your sin. To some extent, it's my fault that it's your fault.

People are making arguments from authority to excuse sin. 

"But St. Paul said I could do whatever I want", they'll say. "We are no longer under the law."

This is the only Bible verse they know. Just as Catholics only know one Bible verse, and gays,  invaders, the rich, the murderers, the liars, and the Jews only seem to know one Bible verse, and will hit you over the head with it.

Why do they fall in love with one verse? So they can claim ignorance when they defy the will of God.

But God doesn't accept ignronace as an excuse. He reaps where he has not sewn.

And he will turn over all of the arrogant, egotistical, scripture-twisting white countries and empires and civilizations to guys full of beige, masculine men named Jesus and Mohammed who don't eat bacon or shellfish and don't have to put up with those who do.


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