Trump Feeds Refugee children and their mothers into wood chippers?
Update: Related: Orange man drowns refugees.
Why does the President treat children and mothers so well they insist on coming to the United States? Because in America, refugee children are fed into refrigerated wood chippers.
In Mexico, the wood chippers aren't even cooled down, and they're hot to the touch, which is very uncomfortable for the pregnant and nursing mothers being tossed into them.
That's the reason why they flee across the border to freedom, sometimes at the risk of being given welfare checks by liberal mafia, or "coyotes", stuffing their hands into the pockets of American kids to shove their money and food into the pockets of tiny Mexican children.
The unpatriotic foreigners have begun to complain about the delays in processing their application for entry into the chilled woodchippers, which directly causes them to die at the hands of other refugee children in knife fights for prize money.
Young mothers and children are forced to knife fight to steal one another's shoes so they look good when being fed into the chilled American woodchippers.
Our hearts go out to them. America's strength comes entirely from the perfectly equal yet somehow vastly superior wisdom of these diverse young people. If it weren't for Mexican refugees fleeing from tyranny and terror in their countries, we never would have invented the process to chill wood chippers.
It is the white American colonialism which has an iron grip in every country except America that causes the non-Americans to be uniquely oppressed, so that they cannot invent civilization anywhere else.
Why does the President treat children and mothers so well they insist on coming to the United States? Because in America, refugee children are fed into refrigerated wood chippers.
In Mexico, the wood chippers aren't even cooled down, and they're hot to the touch, which is very uncomfortable for the pregnant and nursing mothers being tossed into them.
That's the reason why they flee across the border to freedom, sometimes at the risk of being given welfare checks by liberal mafia, or "coyotes", stuffing their hands into the pockets of American kids to shove their money and food into the pockets of tiny Mexican children.
The unpatriotic foreigners have begun to complain about the delays in processing their application for entry into the chilled woodchippers, which directly causes them to die at the hands of other refugee children in knife fights for prize money.
Young mothers and children are forced to knife fight to steal one another's shoes so they look good when being fed into the chilled American woodchippers.
Our hearts go out to them. America's strength comes entirely from the perfectly equal yet somehow vastly superior wisdom of these diverse young people. If it weren't for Mexican refugees fleeing from tyranny and terror in their countries, we never would have invented the process to chill wood chippers.
It is the white American colonialism which has an iron grip in every country except America that causes the non-Americans to be uniquely oppressed, so that they cannot invent civilization anywhere else.
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