Black Muslim Serial Burrito Thief Gang Plays Race Card To Attempt Petty Larceny

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!


Black Muslim serial theif attempts to use the race card to defraud Chipotle, but an eagle-eyed Twitter user quickly finds his rap sheet.

The attention whore routinely and frequently charged with theft is denied service for failing to pay. Then complains of being falsely accused when he tries to steal from the same place AGAIN.

He and his gangster friends should have been hauled out by their ears and tossed into the back of a cop car. Or better yet, chained to the bottom of the ocean. Amistad was right.

As in all cases of racism accusations, the accused was presumed guilty, but management is considering re-hiring her. 

If not, there's career opportunity in 15 seconds of internet fame, now that this video's been seen gorillions of times.

Conspiracy to dine & dash is Haram, but Ali doesn't adhere to Sharia Law, or he would have fewer hands to hold his Obama phone to make himself even more infamous.

By the powers vested in me as the Minister of God's Wrath, I hereby charge him with disturbing the peace, attempting to defraud a dreamer and their foreigner food, demonstravble loss of wages, and scaring away customers who represent a significant long-term value to the establishment.

Suggested sign: "We reserve the right to refuse service to dindus."

You're welcome.  That will be five cents.  (What do you mean you can't pay?) This burrito place also needs armed guards to shoot the wild animals roaming through the door.

But I'll bet they'll get a flood of customers, including some New York blacks who delight in proving they've got the money to pay for a necessito burrito.
Das Rayciss! You can't say "show me the money." Only WE can use that phrase.

Naturally, the dindus deny all the claims of wrongdoing and are free to scam free meals throughout the country at will.

Enemies of the state still at large.

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